For horror movies, color is reassuring because, at least in older films, it adds to the fakey-ness.

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.

The strips are nearly effortless unless I am really emotionally upset, a wreck.

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

We don't create a fantasy world to escape reality. We create it to be able to stay.

I started doing cartoons when I was about 21. I never thought I would be a cartoonist. It happened behind my back. I was always a painter and drawer.

If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time.

No matter what, expect the unexpected. And whenever possible BE the unexpected.

I was unable to sleep and I would stay up and draw these little cartoons. Then a friend showed them around. Before I knew it I was a cartoonist.

Sometimes, I think the only art left for us is slowly peeling the label off a beer bottle while somebody tells you about a dream they had.

What year is it in your imagination?

I'm back... and you knew I was coming. On my way here I passed a cinema with the sign 'The Mummy Returns'.

There are things which money cannot buy

I said nothing. Deep inside of me, my voice screamed from a hole where I had buried it

You can't make a date in death's dateless night.

Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while to graduate.

I believe it is possible that I shall make other creeds, and change this one, or add to it, from time to time, as new light may come to me.

Never concede the putt that beats you.

The coward dies a thousand deaths — the brave man only 500.

Last comes the beverage of the Orient shore, Mocha, far off, the fragrant berries bore. Taste the dark fluid with a dainty lip, Digestion waits on pleasure as you sip.

Worst high five ever." - Diego