For in my youth I never did apply Hot and rebellious liquors in my blood.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

It is not in our stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

The Eyes are the window to your soul

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

People are only worth what their responsibilities make them

All jobs are created in direct proportion to the amount of capital employed.

How can we tax people for not buying a product from a website that doesn't work?

Alas! the joys that fortune brings Are trifling, and decay, And those who prize the trifling things, More trifling still than they.

What do you do, go around trying everything once?' he asked. 'Sometimes twice.

Slum kids die slowly, their lives eroded at so languid a pace that even they would have trouble tracing the disintegration. To the children of war death explodes like a car bomb.

My motto has always been that you can't say, 'Oh, it won't happen to me.' You have to say, 'That can happen to me.' So always be aware that things can happen.

The Spirit Awards are great too, they'll say anything because they're not televised. Another great drinking night.