For life is terribly deficient in form. Its catastrophes happen in the wrong way and to the wrong people. There is a grotesque horror about its comedies, and its tragedies seem to culminate in farce.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

If you can dance like raindrops, there will always be sunshine.

Bad decisions can pile up to make a wall between you and what God wants you to do.

I've got nothing against girls in tight sweaters - darn it!

If you don't understand the details of your business you are going to fail.

I have always thought of Walt Disney as my second father.

You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.

I would really like to go back to school. I would love it now.

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. A psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent.

We all know grandparents whose values transcend passing fads and pressures, and who possess the wisdom of distilled pain and joy.

It is just as impossible to help reform by conciliating prejudice as it is by buying votes. Prejudice is the enemy. Whoever is not for you is against you.