For me, a tour show should have a narrative; it should have an arc. It shouldn't just be, "Here's one joke, here's another joke." That's not my style. They all have to somehow link together.

Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day.

On his teenage son: To be honest, I'm not sure the same kid comes home each night.

I can only develop a stand-up show by being on stage. I can't write it. Whenever I see comedy written down, it very rarely makes me laugh.

I don't think interviewing people is any different than normal communication. The only thing is that it has these boundaries set upon it as to what the conversation is about.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Every tomorrow is better because you opened your eyes, but still, memories from your past are meant to be shared and cherished

If it wasn't for faith there would be no living in this world we couldn't even eat hash with any safety.

But you can count the dead bodies from alcohol, tobacco, and legal pharmaceuticals by the millions.

For me, being alove it is being close to nature, either by the beach or near the ocean. When I look around and see how small I am in comparison to all that surrounds me, it fuels me.

All the power of the universe is with you. Feel it, know it, and then act as though it were true.

You decide every day who you will and will not be. Be bold in your decision but remember, choose wisely.

Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it.

If you are ready to die, then you are ready to live.

To forgive is an act of compassion, Buffy. It's not done because people deserve it. It's done because they need it.