For me, as much about being a parent as it is about being a child.

The experience of reading a comic should not be the time it takes to turn each page.

There are certain artists and filmmakers who, I get the impression, are trying to show off how bad their characters can be, how immoral their characters can be.

I think when I finally got it in my head that I was going to do the story, I wanted to avoid doing what I thought people wanted me to do.

A lot of the kinship that people notice is not coincidental. I was very impressionable and trying to find my role models when I was twelve or thirteen.

I'm getting to a point in my life where my whole attitude about the relationship between myself and the audience is totally different.

If you're changing diapers and going to the playground, any ambitions of being a cool guy have to fly out the window.

I feel like if people are going to go to the effort to get a stamp and, you know, put it on an envelope that, you know, it's a big effort these days. So I often write back.

I started publishing my comic while I was still living with my parents.

When email and the Internet came along, I never publish an email address. I just stuck with this P.O. Box address.

For me, like, the more interesting a letter is I just get more excited and I know that this going to be great for my friends who are looking forward to reading that in my comic.

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder

Time management is the major difference between the rich and poor

Jewish texts compare the knowable universe to the size of a mustard seed. Similar association between God and man made in Quran, Buddhism.

You cannot believe in God until you believe in yourself.

Being in charge sometimes means making people mad. Some days you have to overrule even the best advice, because you think it is not right.

By restraining spending and by cutting the deficit, Republican policies are helping to keep our economy strong.

In a Trump administration we're going to go about creating a new relationship between our two countries [U.S and Mexico], but it's going to be a fair relationship. We want fairness.

Passion is all very well, but it wouldn't do to spill the tea.

Barack Obama is extremely smart.

I'd come up with one leg in theater, but never my first leg. I loved the camera too much.