For me, coming to work and laughing is so much more preferable than coming to work and having to cry over a corpse or something. That's a drag.

I love little Peter Pan collars and little puff sleeves.

I never underestimate the power of hot rollers for your hair and eyelash curlers for your eyelashes.

I don't believe in guilty pleasures. If you enjoy something, there's nothing guilty about it.

No one cares what you ate for breakfast. Unless it's something really spectacular, don't tweet me your breakfast, I don't care.

I know so many people who actually just watch television on their computers now and don't even really watch their TV anymore.

My mother accidentally gave me food poisoning. She fed me baby carrots for a snack before Christmas dinner - but they had expired in June! I threw up for the next 24 hours.

Every episode has a purpose to move the story forward.

Becoming a mom allowed me to just relax in a way I never had before. I used to care a lot about what I looked like in public or what people thought of me. I care at least 40 percent less now.

I've always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I was a kid, and was always doing bits for my friends and family.

I'm actually incapable of lying. I'm like a parody of a person who can't lie.

Let your children nourish their knack, for that knack shall one day provide them with the way to live with dignity and contentment.

Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.

Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your freakin arms.

War is always a professional enterprise; despair is left to amateurs.

I like to stay busy, I like to stay focused, and I like to stay creative. Without being creative I'd be dead.

I don't really like actors. Actors are like terrible comedians with no punch lines. It's all about them. They talk about themselves all the time. They bore the sh - t out of you.

Anybody who says, "Look, John, I'm a politician. Don't believe a word I say," is a friend of mine.

It's a reality we have to understand. (O'Neal) has to be more diligent. We have to be more diligent protecting him. We need him in the game.

You try to make characters you care about, and I think realism helps. Even though this is a high concept, the characters have got to be real.

The ultimate ignorance is the rejection of something you know nothing about, yet refuse to investigate.