For me, life has either been a wake or a wedding.

I'm the most gregarious of men and love good company, but never less alone when alone.

We were in the Arabian Desert for nine months. And I was having the time of my life. It could have been an archeological expedition, a military expedition.

It's such a relief for me to sit in front of a tape recorder and not be using it to learn my lines.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

I have no intention of uttering my last words on the stage. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do me quite nicely for an exit.

There may be honor among thieves, but there's none in politicians.

The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.

Question: How do you know you're God? Answer: Simple. When I pray to him, I find I'm talking to myself.

I will not be an ordinary man, because I have a right to be extraordinary.

I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica.

You can experience the same thing over and over again but how you feel about it will never be the same as the first.

Write bylaws in a simple language—no one needs an advanced degree to understand them.

If all the suns but ours collapsed tonight, how many lifetimes would it take us to realize that we were alone?

Man makes love by braggadocio, and woman makes love by listening.

I expect the hip-hop audience to be avant garde. I want them to be where I'm at or beyond where I'm at.

If we are desperate, though , if we have nothing to lose, or if we are full of enthusiasm for life, then the unknown reveals itself, and our universe changes direction.

I am no longer a criminal. I gave up that practice years ago.

The dead do not hurt you; only the living do.

Nobody ever understands what a pioneer is doing.

I am sure that all complaints regarding me were initiated from Ukraine.