For me, the hardest thing was dropping the whole Latino comic title.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

Love and kindness are in the root of all creations.

Be watchful. Pray always!

When you learn to talk people up, you will never talk yourself down.

Some people remember the sixties better than others do. Some weren't even there, some who were there were not really there, and some who were not really there were "really there".

It is wisdom to know who you are, but not to the point of excluding who you might become.

Who wants to wake up in the morning and have to remember that they've got to face Adrien Broner?

The film from the beginning is not the real world; it's an imaginary world. And this imaginary world is both inside and outside the normal world.

The deep spaces between stars , Fathomless as the cold shadow His mind cast.

Anything is possible if you get off your 'BUT' and STAND!

It does irritate me when I am described as a controversialist and commentator on Israel.