For most of the guys, killings got to be accepted. Murder was the only way that everybody stayed in line. You got out of line, you got whacked. Everybody knew the rules.

I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide. But I didn't. I got to admit the truth. It turned me on.

Let me tell you something. Nobody goes to jail unless they want to. Unless they make themselves get caught. They don't have things organized.

Las Vegas is a city of kickbacks. A desert city of greased palms. A place where a $20 bill can buy approval, a $100 bill adulation and $1,000 canonization.

Everybody gets pinched but you did it right. You told them nothing and they got nothing. You learned the two greatest things in life: Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.

When visiting the Grand Canyon, make sure you hike into the canyon. And be careful not to fall or step in mule poop.

Always do at least one good deed a day for someone other then yourself.

Even if doors are open to the fool, he/she will still be foolish in accessing them.

I refuse to suffer the torment of regret that comes from living a "what if" life.

To be a comedian: Make peace with the fact that you will never be as funny as a baby falling over.

Of course, change requires change. Until there is a felt need for change, it is only an event not a pattern.

I enjoy trying to figure out the best way to compliment the picture and not overpower it.

Men come of age at sixty, women at fifteen.

Sometimes people think, "You don't get to have it all, you don't get to be happy, life's a struggle," but what if it's not?

When you got a group like G-Unit... we sold millions of records, we got a lot of egos.