For no reason I can think of, I've wandered far astray. And that is how I got to where I find myself today.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Reading doesn't mean accepting everything you read, it means reasoning everything you read.

The wise will hide your follies and help you learn, but the wicked ones will gossip about it with scoundrels.

You get to be wiser by storying the world and seeing it through other forms of consciousness than your own.

Said of her husband on the day their divorce became final: Oh, don't worry about Alan. . . . Alan will always land on somebody's feet.

If you are going to forgive a person, Liz decides, it is best to do it sooner rather than later. Later, Liz knows from experience, could be sooner than you thought.

A small pot boils quick. You can tell much about the depth of one's character by how quickly he 'boils'.

There is also an old proverb, that they who pay much attention to the body generally neglect the soul.

We called my dad MacGyver when I was a kid, and I learned a lot from him. He just enjoys problem solving in that way. I do, too, which is something I inherited.

We believe it is the duty of the vanguard political movement which brings change to educate people's outlook

Crying is not an option.