For reasons no one has yet explained, the Internet is at once riveting and a great killer of concentration.

Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food.

What distinguishes us one from another is our dreams, and what we do to make them come about.

Of the seven deadly sins, only envy is no fun at all.

In recompense, envy may be the subtlest - perhaps I should say the most insidious - of the seven deadly sins.

The pleasure of jogging and running is rather like that of wearing a fur coat in Texas in August: the true joy comes in being able to take the damn thing off.

I myself think anti-Semitism is about envy.

I am not merely a habitual quoter but an incorrigible one. I am, I may as well face it, more quotatious than an old stock-market ticker-tape machine, except that you can't unplug me.

A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it.

I just know so many people who have six or seven foreign languages and have read everything and have musical training and they are still dorks

That wine drinking is more effete than beer drinking? No question.

I am not one who was born with great wisdom. I love the ancients and diligently seek wisdom among them.

Establish a system of rewards and punishments

Hey Jude, don't make it bad, take a sad song and make it better.

We can change our lives. We can do, have, and be exactly what we wish.

I get stage fright and gremlins in my head saying: 'You're going to forget your lines'.

Let me pass, I have to follow them, I am their leader.

The actors I looked up to when I was a teenager, they all just disappeared into different characters.

It takes a lot of people years to turn a negative into a positive. It takes me, like, an album.

You act like there are two kinds of girls,' she said. 'The smart ones and the ones that boys like.

Taking a lady's hand gives her confidence in her physician.