For repeating themselves from the first kiss to the last sigh, the average man's love affairs have History blushing with envy.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

It’s your responsibility and no one else’s to keep yourself inspired.

Many Christians are like servants with “shoes.

Complex thinkers attempt to extend to others the same self-forgiving bias that they offer themselves.

The effect of a concept-driven revolution is to explain old things in new ways. The effect of a tool-driven revolution is to discover new things that have to be explained.

They're intimidating the networks and levying these fines, so the networks are not sure of what they can or can't do.

But death does not stand at the end of life, it is all through it. It is the fear of losing, the knowledge of losing that makes love tender.

PR is performance recognition

Enlightenment is the key to everything, and it is the key to intimacy, because it is the goal of true authenticity.

The best that can be said about embryonic stem cell research is that it is scientific exploration into the potential benefits of killing human beings.