For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.

If something is wrong, fix it now. But train yourself not to worry, worry fixes nothing.

Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you criticize, wait. Before you quit, try.

The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.

Critics are men who watch a battle from a high place then come down and shoot the survivors.

Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry: Worry never fixes anything.

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.

I drink to make other people more interesting.

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.

Dealing with one who feels smarter than you, let him assume that you ain't smarter than him.

The only preventative measure one can take is to live irregularly.

Civilizations die from suicide, not by murder.

Calvin is hammering nails into coffee table. Mom: CALVIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE COFFEE TABLE?!? Calvin: Is this some sort of trick question, or what?

Dispassion is the best of mental states. . . .

Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield

The actual Blue Rose murders, which lie at the core of the three novels, yield various incorrect solutions which assume the status of truth.

Philosophy is the health of the mind.

From the stars we come, to the stars we go. Life is but a journey into the unknown.

Great investment opportunities come around when excellent companies are surrounded by unusual circumstances that cause the stock to be misappraised.