For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.

Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

We were thinkers not talkers.We were problems not solutions.We were heroes of the dark, villains with a spark.

There is no force so democratic as the force of an ideal.

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

'Beatrice Cenci' was an amazing film. If it were released today it'd win Best Picture. It's so well done, it's so contemporary, and the filmmaking is so smart.

The cost of a thing is what I call life which has to be exchanged for it, immediately or in the long run.

Most of us come to the church by a means the church does not allow.

The existence of the Bible is the greatest blessing which humanity ever experienced.

I can't spend my whole day talking to people.

I really like romantic comedies and light movies and everything but I think - I don't know where it comes from - but when you're doing violent movies, you're closer to reality.

Without courage there cannot be truth, and without truth there can be no other virtue.