For some people, becoming a parent does change them, but it never changed me.

Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win

If all else fails, you could wait for the first corner and tie his dreadlocks to the goalpost.

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

The FA have given me a pat on the back. I've taken violence off the terracing and onto the pitch.

There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad I am.

I like Alaska for the salmon fishing - it's fantastic there. I usually stay in a log cabin with no one around for miles. I like to go with friends, but I'm also happy to be on my own with nature.

To me, England is past its sell-by date. It's not the country I grew up in.

I'd like to be the romantic lead one day, but I've got to grow my hair first.

My mum calls my temper 'Devilman.' They say you calm down with age, but I don't know. It never goes away.

I've always had my ear pierced with a diamond stud. I did it myself when I was 16.

... and you might say “no, you will never do that, that’s not you, not who I know, not who I thought you were”and I will say“watch me”for I never did this to fit inor stand outbut to live.

Sometimes it's hard not to let other people's misery seep into your own bones.

We are a race of artists. What are we doing about it?

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our Light, not our Darkness, that most frightens us.

While the Jeffersonian did not flatly deny the Creator's power to perform miracles, he admired His refusal to do so.

Most of our lives aren't that exciting, but the drama is still going on in the small details.

Only losers make decisions when things are bad. The time to rejig your life is the time when it's seemingly smooth.

The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.

If you are not following your dreams then you're not truly living, and if you are, you must completely believe in your journey!

The more inventory a company has, the less likely they will have what they need.