For some people, being free means being free to keep their feet on someone else's chest.

It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.

Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn't the faintest idea what the heck is really going on.

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.

A Pessimist sees the glass as half empty; A Cub Fan wonders when it's gonna spill.

Newspapers, magazines and other publications have the constitutional right to be offensive, even disgusting. As evidence of that, just watch this space regularly.

The subject of criminal rehabilitation was debated recently in City Hall. It's an appropriate place for this kind of discussion because the city has always employed so many ex-cons and future cons.

Contrary to popular belief. It's much wiser to take money from the poor than the rich.

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.

God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west.

Reagan's approach will achieve one of the basic goals of the conservative: Things remain basically the same. The rich stay rich and the poor stay poor, or even a little poorer.

We are not strong enough to stand up against endless grief, And yet pain is the constant drone of life. So if we are to have any happiness at all, it is only in the passing instant.

It is only by risking ... that we live at all.

You experience your soul each time you sense yourself as more than a mind and body, your life as meaningful, or you feel that you have gifts to give and you long to give them.

Really, a young Atheist cannot guard his faith too carefully. Dangers lie in wait for him on every side.

Love is a taste for prostitution. In fact, there is no noble pleasure that cannot be reduced to Prostitution.

I am only a sparrow amongst a great flock of sparrows.

Doubt was much more energy efficient than conviction.

You cannot simply discard God like a box that has been emptied.

The limits of your imagination are not the boundaries of my universe.

Secretary Hillary Clinton for four years was part of a policy of resetting Russian relations with Russia in our interests.