For some reason, a lot of Hollywood big shots are curious to see how they'd be drawn with bulging eyes and no chin.

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

The scary thing about the future... there will be tiny cameras everywhere, and they'll be flying around like mosquitoes and drones. That will be bad. Drones are scary. You can't reason with a drone.

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

God often gives nuts to toothless people.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay!

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.

I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.

If you're having a bad day, just remember, like my videos, life will only get better!

Pursue Your Dreams & Live!

Do not seek power for revenge. Seek power in order to avoid situations that would make you want revenge.

Did you know that using social media can actually help you to increase your level of thinking?

Seed mantras are the seeding suggestions to awaken the deep collective unconscious.

Act as if you are the person you want to be.

A Children’s Museum, however, is more of a Funatorium. You are encouraged to touch things, which is poor training for subsequent museum visitation.

After all, without understanding yourself, what basis have you for right thinking?

I decided not to give the haters the satisfaction that they got me so bad I gave up.

You go through your career and you find people and cast who you love and you go through and keep them and you never want to let them go because you have a great repertory with them.