For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know.

I came back to New York after college like any number of struggling performers, and you just find that niche where you can have some sort of impact. And for me that turned out to be comedy.

I can tell when somebody recognizes me, and I try to avoid those people.

I have a medical condition, all right. It's called caring too much, and it's incurable. Also, I have eczema.

If you really think you have something good, you can't take no for an answer. You've got to get in there and ignore the people who say no.

My father and I were really like a team. I mean, he was very supportive. He'd come to every single one of my live shows.

I've had a lot of arguments with people, but it's never really gotten physical.

I'm not a big reality show fan, because I just think it's too fake.

Hotmail just picked up 12 new episodes of 'Judging Amy'.

Difficult People? I don't really know. I don't have those metrics.

I'm not much of a dancer.

I am a dead woman. Dead and insane.

You mean in the state?

People aren't really afraid of my views. They are just afraid of the word 'nationalism.'

One day I will rule the world with a goat by my side!

Occasionally, family members treat each other with less courtesy and kindness than they do acquaintances or even strangers.

My family is from the South, and I can remember all those ladies I grew up with, like my great-aunts, who had handkerchiefs. There's something sweet about them.

A person who has a cat by the tail knows a whole lot more about cats than someone who has just read about them.

You have to compete in life because if you don't have no competition - no competition, no spirit, you know, you'll fall under the slightest struggle.

Apart from the traditional paintings I also dabble with a little photography.

Those times when you feel like quitting can be times of great opportunity, for God uses your troubles to help you grow.