For the Christian, there are, strictly speaking, no chances. A secret Master of the Ceremonies has been at work.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Children betrayed their parents by becoming their own people.

Health is the ability to realize our avowed and unavowed dreams.

But if you wake up and are feeling....needy...

To me, the coolest, shiniest, sexiest, darkest, scariest thing you can be is pop.

Magic isn't inherently evil. But it does seem to be terribly bad for people.

Such is the constitution of the human mind, that any kind of knowledge, if it be really such, is its own reward.

Most of our stress and suffering come not from events, but from our thoughts. Reframe from negative thoughts, and stress subsides.

Neither fear nor resist change - cultivate it.

I'm at a loss for words. But even my loss is amplified.

Apart from Love, which is not a human emotion, of all the rest my last words would best read: It's all for the experience.