For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

When you do things with love, it is a song of your heart.

...all this time I've been worshiping you - when other men wanted to kiss you, I've been offering the praise of my lips...

Messi is the best player ever. And this is said by someone who has seen Maradona and Pele play.

The coaches today should realize that they are, after all, working with children who sometimes have to stand up to physical and moral stresses which not even all grown-ups could bear.

I just try to use my own life to build a human song: something that people can relate to in some way. It's not like the psychiatrist's couch or anything.

The future has to be lived before it can be written about.

'cause haters wanna shoot, everything that shine So I'm prepared, to lock and load my rhymes

Kings are more prone to mistrust the good than the bad; and they are always afraid of the virtues of others.

Till men have faith in Christ, their best services are but glorious sins.

Things don't happen to me. I happen to things!