For the majority of us, the past is a regret, the future an experiment

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

'Useful,' and 'necessity' was always 'the tyrant's plea'.

Do you not know how bashful friendship is? Friends - comrades - do not look at each other. Friendship would be ashamed.

Religion is as healthy and normal as life itself.

Laughter is the jam on the toast of life. It adds flavor, keeps it from being too dry, and makes it easier to swallow.

I'm making a lot of noise as I walk.

I think you do better when you are really up for it, cause passion goes up.

If you show people you don't care, they'll return the favor. Show them you care, they'll reciprocate.

A knockoff is not as easy to spot when it comes to love.

[Diversity] is the future. You can't stop it. It's going where it's going, so I choose to be with the future.