For the past couple of years I was doing the party thing - going out a lot. But now I've turned 25, I feel I'm an adult.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

First I wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.

I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.

Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.

There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I'm that icon.

No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.

Barbie is my role modle. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.

Some people reflect lightSome deflect itYou by some miracleSeem to collect it

Poetry is a political act because it involves telling the truth.

Dating has taught me what I want and don't want, who I am, and who I want to be.

Shakespeare's plays are more violent than 'Scarface.'

The Pacific Northwest, and particularly Whidbey Island, is extremely suited to be a location in a novel.

What astounds me about the history of the British Navy is how cheaply we have policed the world for 300 years.

[Martin Luther ] King didn't pick his leadership position. Most movements are not started by single people.

These are lies, there is not a word of truth in them.

Nor was I the only one struggling.To live an ordinary life, like any ordinary person, must have been the vain dream of countless others.

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him.