For those of you who don't know who I am, I played Natalie on The Facts of Life.

I love being chubby because chicks that smoke pot love me. They think I have food at my house.

Lisa Lampanelli lost 100 pounds, but that's because she was poached for ivory.

Seals:The Five Cosmic Seals are five occult Level 333, 666, 999, 1330 and 003 operating 400, 000 minuet mystical degrees.

Often in close relationships, the subject being discussed is not the subject at all.

To translate a poem from thinking into English takes all night.

Saying 'Love you' never creates a story, its the beginning of trouble.

I love the pride whose measure is its own eminence and not the insignificance of someone else.

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

Some people will always be disappointed.

Although your time and attention are finite, the demands on your time and attention are infinite.

Actually, when it comes to knocking the Canadian cultural scene, nobody outdoes Canadians, myself included. We are veritable masters of self-deprecation.

I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.