For true happiness, it is not enough to be successful oneself . . . one's friends must fail.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

Persuading the people to vote against their own best interests has been the awesome genius of the American political elite from the beginning.

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.

You know, I've been around the ruling class all my life, and I've been quite aware of their total contempt for the people of the country.

That loyal retainer of the Chase Manhattan Bank, the American president.

There is no remedy for love but to love more."- Henry David Thoreau

Justice is the first virtue of social institutions, as truth is of systems of thought.

Think about it! God is all-knowing but you're not His only child. You're not His end all and be all. Ezra, you're good, but you ain't all that, sweetie.

I just want to say, good night, sweet prince, may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

For years in football I was angry with the game, angry with pundits and, a lot of the time, angry with the journalists writing about me. All that changed when I got my break in movies.

On 'Awake, ' we would take a couple hours per scene. Whereas on 'Anger Management, ' we can take maybe 10 minutes on a scene if we're lucky.

Writing about people helps us to understand them, and understanding them helps us to accept them as part of ourselves.

No country on Earth would tolerate missiles raining down on its citizens from outside its borders.

I'd love to come to Middle Earth! Apparently Auckland is an amazing city, one of the best to live in too.

Our visibility shouldn’t be subject to such extreme circumstances.