For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.

I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.

Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of "Yeah, we might have to reboot."

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Real men don't use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer's opinion on how to put this together.

I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.

Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we're just the tallest people living here.

We have committed the Golden Rule to memory let us now commit it to life.

With the past I have nothing to do nor with the future. I live now.

It's a great feeling when your work is appreciated.

I think it would be better if nobody owned anything, but they didn't starve. Had enough paint and enough pianos and everything else.

Perseverance is demonstrated by those who keep going when the going gets tough, who don’t give up even when others say, It can’t be done.

Both science and art have to do with ordered complexity.

I'm particularly inspired by pristine locations. I enjoy working in areas where one can travel for miles without seeing any human influence.

Don't mess with me, lady. I've been drinking with skeletons.

A warrior who is prepared to fight must also be prepared to die.

I'm realizing, you don't need to change anything about yourself. This is who you are, and it's okay. That's daring.