For years I've nursed a secret desire to spend the Fourth of July in a double hammock with a swingin' redheaded broad. But I could never find me a double hammock

The best revenge is massive success.

You buy a Ferrari when you want to be somebody. You buy a Lamborghini when you are somebody.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

If you don't know the guy on the other side of the world, love him anyway because he's just like you. He has the same dreams, the same hopes and fears. It's one world, pal. We're all neighbors.

Take a deep breath, pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and start all over again.

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything.

You only live once, and the way I live, once is enough.

Don’t hide your scars. They make you who you are

I would like to be remembered as a man who had a wonderful time living life, a man who had good friends, fine family - and I don't think I could ask for anything more than that, actually.

The best is yet to come and won't that be fine.

The political object is the goal, war is the means of reaching it, and the means can never be considered in isolation from their purposes.

I know he was definitely beaten by her. I saw it many times. But we had a different way of dealing with her. He'd let her have more and more booze until she passed out.

My style icon really for my whole life has been my mother.

I say to you quite frankly that the time for racial discrimination is over.

Those sound like the three best answers I've ever heard on this show even though it's the first ever of this show!

Everyone I know feels harassed by email which has invaded their waking and sleeping hours.

As our understanding of obedience deepens, we recognize the essential role of agency.

I don't think somebody can just, like, wave a magic wand and make you a star.