Forget about Batman, Superman, and the Power Rangers, cause I'll be your hero if you're ever in some danger.

Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow.

I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

They say I need to learn, but nobody's here to teach me. If they don't understand, how can they reach me?

I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the streets.

Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

Why are we so blind to see that the only ones we hurt are you and me?

If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?

Gather up your pity and turn it to ambition.

An ignorant person is inclined to blame others for his own misfortune. To blame oneself is proof of progress. But the wise man never has to blame another or himself.

The depth of your challenges will determine the heights of your success in life

I'm lucky that I haven't been left out in the cold like Mumta Kulkarni or Meghna Kothari.

Cities force us to interact with strangers and with the strange. They pry the mind open. And that is why they are the idea that has unleashed so many of our new ideas.

My inventing time is all done under the influence of aerobic exercise. Basically, I do all my thinking while I run.

If you want to provoke, you should provoke someone who is stronger than you, otherwise you are misusing your power.

I believe that in our constant search for security we can never gain any peace of mind until we secure our own soul.

I've been having a midlife crisis since I was four years old.

If somebody says I am better than Roger, I think this person doesn't know anything about tennis.

I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.