Forgiving doesn't make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.

Because knowledge is not for showing off. If I do good work, people should notice me.

Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.

How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?

The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.

Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian

We sat on the floor for dinner. Ananya's father passed me a banana leaf. I wondered if i had to eat it or wipe my hands with it.

She is too intelligent to be a good daughter-in-law

I thought about my [Punjabi] family. The only nakshatram we think about is the division of petrol pumps when we have to see the girl.

The world's most sensible and the most idiotic person lies within us..the worst part is we can't say who is who

I can only change the world by changing myself.

It is the man who all his life has been self-convicted of veracity whose lies find quickest credence.

The need to understand prescription information can literally be a matter of life and death.

Truth and History. 21 Men. The Boy Bandit King - He Died As He Lived.

The airheads of Congress will keep their own plush healthcare plan - it's the rest of us guinea pigs who will be thrown to the wolves.

There's so many celebrities now on the Internet and I feel that I was such a pioneer. Now everybody, your dog can have a website.

Little critters fried like fritters come out crunchy and divine.

The Reagans were dear friends for many years, even when he was governor of California. Nancy appreciated a lot of Philippine-made things.

My record label is treating me like I'm a new artist, which is exciting after all this time.

I am at war with the obvious.