Forgiving himself came easy to him. His, he'd come to realize, was a forgiving nature.

When people keep telling you that you can’t do a thing, you kind of like to try it.

Were a million people to believe in bullshit, it yet is just bull crap.

To many people dramatic criticism must seem like an attempt to tattoo soap bubbles.

Joy's a subtle elf, I think man's happiest when he forgets himself.

Serious misfortunes, originating in misrepresentation, frequently flow and spread before they can be dissipated by truth.

I don't think about winning the Masters as part of the slam. You want to win the Masters because of what it means to the game.

I expertly angled my raison bran to accomodate the g-forces.

I went to school for fine art. I'm a decent housepainter, but I'm a really good fine art painter.

To receive a present handsomely and in a right spirit, even when you have none to give in return, is to give one in return.

I’d rather eat out of a can than be strangled by a faction.