Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

...[R]eal wisdom is the property of God, and... human wisdom has little or no value.

Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.

What troubled me most is that although I was an unwilling observer, I felt guilty myself as if something in what I witnessed touched a shameful and repressed desire.

We, as a society, have arbitrarily differentiated between acceptable and unacceptable drug addictions.

It was a tough press conference for President Bush. He spent the first ten minutes trying to pronounce Fallujah. ... Bush insisted that Iraq is not Vietnam. Of course not, he avoided Vietnam.

When we look at life from the top of the mountain, there is no limitation

Traditional science is all about finding shortcuts.

One word defines the essence of surfing better for me than any other — stoke . One of the best things about stoke is that you can pass it along to someone who has never heard the expression.

The significance and influence of just one BNP councillor is far in excess of the council powers such an elected figure can, in reality, command.

I'm not interested in giving aid and comfort to the neo­-Conservatives.