Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

through the rose glass window in their beautiful new home, you stare at the love you gave away.

It is very easy to know someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget them.

The sweetest fruits grow at the top of a tree so that only those who deserve them can reach them.

Life is for a specific mission.

A cork screw to my heart, ever since we've been apart.

It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.

I write to discover what I think. After all, the bars aren't open that early.

When I'm designing I try to think about what I like to see on other people.

I object to every single thing you just said.