Fortune smiles on some, and lets the others go free.

Sometimes you get the best light from a burning bridge.

I think my first instrument was a ukulele that they gave me. I used to know how to play that pretty well.

We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry.

Armchair warriors often fail - and we've been poisoned by these fairy tales

Sometimes to keep it together you've got to leave it alone.

The trouble with you and me my friend, is the trouble with this nation, too many blessings, too little Appreciation.

I'm not easy to live with and I know that it's true. However, you're no picnic either, babe, and that's one of the things I liked about you.

There are people in your life who've come and gone, they let you down and hurt your pride. Better put it all behind you, life goes on, you keep carrying that anger, it'll eat you up inside.

Cause a man with a briefcase can steal more money than any man with a gun.

It's an inside job to learn about forgiving, it's an inside job to hang on to the joy of living.

There can be few situations more fearful than breaking down in darkness on the highway leading to Casablanca. I have rarely felt quite so vulnerable or alone.

When you hear love calling you, don’t pretend to be deaf.

When coming to making kids: Size doesn’t count, it’s sperm count that counts.

I have always found the hardest mind to change is one that is religious.

When people talk about you behind your back, they're not just behind you, they're beneath you.

For example, you go to Fuji, and there are no animal attacks. Why? And I think that gets you into the world of "The Walking Dead" or "Lost." Humans start doing some weird stuff.

Wherever you are, that's the entry point.

Every lover is a soldier. (Love is a warfare.) [Lat., Militat omnis amans.]

I was known as a 35-mm photographer with a view-camera mentality.

Yeah, it's an off day when I don't get somebody telling me how edible I smell." - Bella Swan.