Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

Love is larger than the walls which shut it in.

Happiness is the result of a life well lived

Look for the hidden blessings in difficult situations.

The clouds of night opened like ink blossoming in water.

The stench of wolf—especially an Alpha—is very difficult to get out."Then you should keep your distance, ” she shot back.

Everything has an origin in it, and animals are no exception.

If a man's thoughts are muddy, If he is reckless and full of deceit, How can he wear the yellow robe? Whoever is master of his own nature, Bright, clear and true, He may indeed wear the yellow robe.

I'm a big fan of featuring all of the local shellfish and seafood provided.

Newspapers have degenerated. They may now be absolutely relied upon.