Four times Hillary Clinton has lost the presidency in eight years, a modern American record.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

The trouble is not that I am single and likely to stay single, but that I am lonely and likely to stay lonely.

If there's a place for me in Hell I hope it's next to someone like you

There is no off position on the genius button.

Custom is the law of fools.

Reverence for life affords me my fundamental principle of morality.

To grow in your passion for what Jesus has done, increase your understanding of what He has done.

In a district of ten families, there must be someone as honorable and sincere as I, but none as fond of learning.

God's providence is not blind, but full of eyes.

If you try to hit a grand slam, you’re going to strike out.

The human comedy begins with a vertical smile.