Fox succeeds because it's entertaining. It's like a rightwing freak show.

You don't have to think exactly like me. When people go, "I don't agree with everything you say," you know what, if you agree with everything anyone says, you're an idiot.

I don't know how many times a phone call or e-mail starts with, "I don't agree with anything you say but you're funny as hell so I listen to your show, I love your show."

You don't have to be straight. You just have to shoot straight.

I was actually abandoned by wolves and then raised by Republicans.

My politics just kind of developed over time as a reaction.

Is it possible that more black people hate the President than are actually alive?

I like fighters. That's why I love Russ Feingold. I love Barbara Boxer. And Howard Dean and John Conyers. Democrats I talk to around the country want their leaders to come out and fight for them.

I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball.

This is so sexist. I mean, are we really going to put this as a standard of something we are going to judge our presidential candidates by?

Rush Limbaugh, whether you hate him or not, he's a great entertainer; he's a great broadcaster.

The benefit of being friends will vastly outweigh the benefit of being enemies.

If you know me, you know I make every day count, I'm serious about my life.

Men are natural warriors, but a woman in battle is truly bloodthirsty

Will you stop counting!' snarled Zaphod. 'Yes,' said Ford Prefect, 'in three minutes and thirty-five seconds.

We're still living with the old paradigm of age as an arch. That's the old metaphor: You're born, you peak at midlife and decline into decrepitude.

God help us we're in the hands of engineers.

Every form correctly seen is beautiful

Greatness breaks laws.

I would have started writing a lot earlier if I hadn't been [Arthur Miller's daughter].

Every offense is not a hate at first.