Fox would hire me in a minute. And believe it or not, CNN would, too.

I'm beginning to think that women should be denied the vote. Their hormones rage; they are too emotional.

Extreme liberalism is not a political philosophy. It is a mental disorder.

The white Christian heterosexual married male is the epitome of everything right with America!

We need racist stereotypes right now of our enemy in order to encourage our warriors to kill the enemy.

Liberalism is a mental disorder.

President Obama inherited a one trillion dollar deficit courtesy of George Bush and turned it into a three trillion dollar deficit courtesy of Karl Marx!

Wisdom doesn't go out of style, even if it's in increasingly short supply.

When I hear someone’s in the civil rights business, I oil up my AR-25.

Don't take too much comfort in the fact that you're successful today because tomorrow could bring failure. There's no surety in life.

Smallpox in a blanket, which the U.S. Army gave to the Cherokee Indians on their long march to the West, was nothing compared to what I'd like to see done to these people

I want to be my usual painstaking, cautious, slow, conservative self in analyzing it.

About myself - no. I'm unimportant, an observer, a wandering animal.

We are human in expression, but divine in creation and limitless in potentiality.

I have a neighbor who knows 200 types of wine. ... I only know two types of wine - red and white. But my neighbor only knows two types of countries - industrialized and developing. And I know 200.

To understand him you had to understand this: he wasn't human.

I’m awfully sorry for people who are taken in by all of today’s dietary mumbo jumbo. They are not getting any enjoyment out of their food.

When someone helps you, then that means one thing, all they expect in return is for you to show them what you're doing and for you to help someone else.

We have a freer world because of the collapse of the Soviet Union and the changes in China. Those two have been the main contributors to freedom in our time.

Love is the glue that keeps the stars in place.

He's earned all his money himself, with his fists. He didn't steal it like the rest of our politicians. And he'll be less tempted to steal if he gets in the chair.