François: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? Clouseau: Yes, the exploding kind.

You have to live before you die, or you'll die before you live.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.

Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.

I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

If Bengali is my mother, then English is my father and friend.

But I don't want to be compared to anyone like to impose my own style of play and do the best for myself and for the club here.

We are staying in basic accommodation but it doesn't matter to me, it's all about the experience.

Whence it is evident that the remedy must be adapted to the particular cause of the mischief; consequently, the cause must be ascertained, before the remedy is devised.

When Jazz broke through in England, I remember sneaking to listen on the radio much to my parent's disapproval.

If I've learned anything in this business, it's that you have to be fearless.

Aglionby Academy was the number one reason Blue had developed her two rules: One, stay away from boys because they were trouble. And two, stay away from Aglionby boys, because they were bastards.

If I can find out God, then I shall find Him,If none can find Him, then I shall sleep soundly,Knowing how well on earth your love sufficed me, A lamp in darkness.

You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's the Green Day way!

Take note of the fact that I am a follower (of the religion) and not an innovator.