Frankly, I'm getting a lot of great publicity.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

Love makes you stupid. Love makes you weak. Love will kill you all one day, and it’s going to kill you today.

Every endured challenge is a new strength.

Love is not an emotion. Love is the only constant in the universe, the substance and the truth of what we really are.

Luck is a strong horse

To talk about the senselessness of the battle was to attribute sense to war itself.

Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.

We have a few artists that seem to sell enough to pay back what it costs to make a record.

In spite of certain distressing but isolated occurrences in the last battle, I certainly hoped that the Army would be in a position to continue to hold out.

You know the law of averages says: Anything will happen that can

[I'm] looking for a good balance between digital and creative work.