Frankly, our technology is not up to date. We're letting it slip by.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

When you are pushed to the wall, you will act and do things you have never done before.

It is not what you meant to say, but it is what your saying meant.

He may have stolen my heart or had he taken my soul? I couldn’t be sure but I refused to let him have my pride too.

The planet's environmental woes tend to be overlooked as we scramble for the latest high-tech gizmos - and conveniently ignore their energy consumption.

Television is where you earn regular money so you can plan a little bit but even then only when you have a regular gig. If you're just doing the odd appearance, you don't know if it will carry on.

I mean, seriously, what lady of taste could resist a shiny green head of hair like mine?

Wayne Curtis is one of our very best writers!

I just think it's amazing that I'm able to do both singing and surfing.

I was about to move out of my apartment because I was so broke. I'd sort of made a pact with myself that I wouldn't take a job unless it was interesting to me, and I became broke very fast.

The idea of being a professional actor never occurred to anybody, including myself, for a long time.