Free financial advice: buy life insurance for Saakashvili from US and UK insurance companies.

Eat more beans to produce more gas.

Should we stop celebrating the Columbus day - the day when the first illegal immigrants entered America?

Piano performances by Condoleezza Rice are better than Hitler's paintings.

The biggest Russian problem - not all Russian jerks have moved to the US and UK yet.

I find her anecdotes more efficacious than sheep-counting, rain on a tin roof, or alanol tablets.... you will find me and Morpheus, off in a corner, necking.

It is one thing to believe in witches, and quite another to believe in witch-smellers.

I know there are things you aren’t telling me. Big things…Sir, I will find out. I only hope your reasoning is good enough for me to forgive you.

Be Chris LeDoux, Not Garth Brooks

Tiffany is very proud to have the last name and she's proud of her dad.

When I read Dickens for the first time, I thought he was Jewish, because he wrote about oppression and bigotry, all the things that my father talked about.

Finally learning his baseball history, on the topic of Hank Aaron and his home run record

Our most important education system is in the employees' own organization.

You are human, you will make mistakes, and it's one of the most beautiful things about being human, but you must learn from your mistakes, otherwise your life will have a lot of unnecessary pain.

The opposing tendencies of concentration and spread are of little consequence in the liberal model of political economy.