Freedom cannot recognize as law the commands and doctrines of other human beings.

Never allow any of your time to be wasted on the frivolities of life.

Prophecy is a possibility.

Words are the only things that last for ever.

There will always be someone, a friend, a relative, a co-worker even, just someone, who will be willing to try that bad thing with you. And they won’t judge you, so don’t worry about that.

Think for thyself one good idea, but known to be thine own, is better than a thousand gleaned from fields by others sown.

My kids hear me behind my door, giggling like an idiot, and they roll their eyes at the blatant indignity of it all.

Even Photoshop couldn't change me.

Stand-up for me is just my opinions on things, so it wouldnt be as fun translated into a sketch. Nor would a sketch be as fun if it were me standing there saying it.

Happiness is not the natural state of mankind, and is never achieved from the outside in.

Relationships change us and make us grow.