Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

When you fill your heart with love, life becomes abundant.

A person isn't a bird. You can't cage a person.

The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions

Over the last fifteen months we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been to fifty-seven states. I think, one left to go.

I thought about having a proper room, breathing life into it, and nobody minding.

This accidental meeting of possibilities calls itself I. I ask: what am I doing here? And, at once, this I becomes unreal.

[Marriage] was the one thing I didn't want to fail at.

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days.

The player can only compete with the best internationally when they've committed themselves to this goal. They have to be properly supported until that point.

One day you are drinking the wine, and they next day you are picking the grapes.