Freedom is much more complicated than servitude.

Smell is the closest thing human beings have to a time machine.

What we've done, it seems to me, is allow women to get older, but not to age.

Guilt implanted at a tender age is not easy to destroy. A weed, it sprouts in unexpected places.

One of the great inventions of the twentieth century was the studied, methodical engineering of myth for political ends.

I enjoy the process of writing. The torment comes in getting my bottom on the chair and in front of the typewriter.

Jesus is supposed to be the Alpha and the Omega, but in the Bible he's neither. He's stuck in the middle like the letter Q.

I propose . . . . The conformity of the proposed Constitution to the true principles of republican government.

I worked with Adam Pally and he's hilarious and the king of improv!

I believe it will only be known on the last day how much has been accomplished in overseas missions by the prayers of earnest believers at home.

Just in case you thought elephants were all sweetness, I can attest to the fact that this one had the time of her life scaring the bejeezus out of those dudes.

Like a tree losing its leaves. I forget even the thing I was thinking.

We forgave, followed and accepted because we liked the way he looked. And he had a pretty wife. Camelot was fun, even for the peasants, as long as it was televised to their huts.

I rebel against death, yet I know that it is how I respond to death's inevitability that is going to make me less or more fully alive.

Try to understand long before you move to judgment.

I'm too full to swallow my pride