Frenchman: Germans with good food.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

I wanted to be his dear, his darling.

It's easier to ask for money from the poor than from the wealthy.

Satire has its limits. It is really up to the people to make the change. The satirist's role ends at the screen.

Chuckling to herself, Nancy said aloud, "Romance and detective work won't mix tonight!

The chief safeguard of personal freedom in a democratic society is the anarchy and disorder of capitalist individualism.

Bush said the unemployment situation is turning around. Last week alone, 5,000 people started working for John Kerry.

A politician's words reveal less about what he thinks about his subject than what he thinks about his audience.

I think Rihanna always looks so fresh and I'm like, "How do you do that? We all know how much pot you smoke!"

Drums, bass, guitar, keys, I play a little of each of those.

If you take an hour out of your day to meditate, you will progress ten-fold. By staying mentally focused, you can let your worries go.