Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Am I eating chicken or tuna?

People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.

Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away.

I think anything sounds good with a Southern accent.

I get my inspiration from books, pictures, art. I might find a vintage scarf and say, "I think this should be our color palette."

Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.

Simply put, self-centered and egocentric people don'tinspire others. We are inspired by people who placeothers-- other people, other ideas, other goals-- abovethemselves.

Thank-you, son, ’ said his father. ‘I want you to know we’re bothproud of you. Take care, and keep in touch if you can.’‘Or even better, visit!’ said his mother, ‘our home isn’t completewithout you!

Comedy is, of course, closely associated with eggs.

Poetry is the opening and closing of a door, leaving those who look through to guess about what is seen during the moment.

Our nation was built by pioneers - pioneers who accepted untold risks in pursuit of freedom, not by pioneers seeking offshore profits at the expense of American workers here at home.

The biggest thing that comes out of improv that gets built on is just character traits. You know, for me the singing was born out of improv.

Muscles are in a most intimate and peculiar sense the organs of the will.

I put on my dream-cap one day and stepped into Wonderland.

Touch me, he thought, my arm, my hand, a finger. Let me know it's all right for me to have these feelings for you.

Let us answer a book of ink with a book of flesh and blood.