Friends are just enemies in reverse.

Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives.

Don't tell me what I'm not doing when I'm doing what you don't think I'm doing!

Drinking your own blood is the paradigm of recycling.

Relationship. R-E-L-A-T-I-O-N-S-H-I-P means this: Really exciting love affair turns into overwhelming nightmare. Sobriety hangs in peril.

I'll tell you this: You have to remember to chase and catch your dreams, because if you don't, your imagination will live in empty spaces, and that's nowhere land.

My dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now in the back room blowing up balloons for kids' parties.

Five parts of my brain contain alien power, whatever I do or say cannot be denied on the intergalactic highway of existence.

There has got to be more to life than being a really, really, ridiculously good actor.

If you take shortcuts, you get cut short.

I've been told by doctors and surgeons that I have the energy of ten men who have normal jobs.

Telling one lie almost always requires another, and before the storyteller knows it, they will be caught inside of their own web.

That's what's wrong with women. They want you to wait for them until they get ready and then they don't even tell you how they feel.

We have to make holiness our creed

I'm not a clever man, but I'm willing to listen to people who are, and I think you are. Just don't try poking me in the direction you want me to go. I don't like that Master Balwer.

Life is about experience... You can't hold on to everything

I'll be the songwriter for pop stars and then they can be the front person and I don't have to be famous.

I'm a family man. I just love being around my family.

If someone comes to you and asks for help, and you can help them, you're supposed to help them. Why wouldn't you? You have been put in the position somehow to be able to help this person.

I really, really want to go to Paris. I've never been.

Everybody doesn't want to have to be a computer scientist to protect themselves. Most people have no desire to do that.