Friends are like a pleasant park where you wish to go; while you may enjoy the flowers, you may not eat them.

I always tell kids, you have two eyes and one mouth. Keep two open and one closed. You never learn anything if you're the one talking.

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.

You've got to love what you're doing. If you love it, you can overcome any handicap, or the soreness, or all the aches and pains and continue to play for a long, long time.

Imagination is not something apart and hermetic, not a way of leaving reality behind; it is a way of engaging reality.

Nowhere is wisdom more necessary than in the guidance of charitable impulses. Meaning well is only half our duty; Thinking right is the other, and equally important, half.

Photography must be integrated with the story.

The rebels did more in one night than my whole army would have done in one month.

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

The language of the face is not taught by the schools; it is intuitive, and to the observant is always legible.

Learning to read is one of the most extraordinary gifts you'll ever receive, so open up God's Word and read the most extraordinary book ever written.

Only a real man has the right to stand at the pinnacle.

Gene, you wouldn’t know a good story if it was tattooed on the end of your prick.

I felt like I had experienced a lot of things in the first chapter of my life, and I wanted it to inspire and motivate people, so I just started writing.

The terrible beast, that no one may understand, Came to my side, and put down his head in love.

Could the search for ultimate truth really have revealed so hideous and visceral looking an object?

I don't make plans. I live my life on a daily basis.

I know nothing about love and romance, so I prefer to stick to just comedy.

What a nice night for an evening.

I'll play drums a lot at home, and it will help my wrist action.