Friends are readily disappointed by the size of my closet. And I thought it was big!

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'.

I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand different versions.

The secret of happiness is something to do.

Laughter dulls the sharpest pain and flattens out the greatest stress. To share it is to give a gift of health.

The black agenda, from Frederick Douglas to Ida B. Wells to Martin King, has always been the most broad, deep, inclusive, embracing agenda of the nation.

Smile, it increases you face value.

Perhaps first and foremost is the challenge of taking what I find as a reader and making it into a poem that, primarily, has to be a plausible poem in English.

Keep a constant awareness and a conscious effort to say good words, perform good actions, and to practice patience and compassion.

It is those who get lost, who find the new ways.

Dan Quayle thinks Roe v. Wade is two ways to cross the Potomac.

Theology is now little more than a branch of human ignorance.