Friends are sometimes boring, but enemies never.

Pain narrows consciousness; pleasure blurs it.

When Medusa looks in the mirror, she sees the Lady of Sorrows.

My passions have never jumped out of the fireplace and set fire to the carpet.

Retirement requires the invention of a new hedonism, not a return to the hedonism of youth

The sewing machine joins what the scissors have cut asunder, plus whatever else comes in its path.

Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.

The laughter of the aphorism is sometimes triumphant, but seldom carefree.

'Be faithful to your roots' is the liberal version of 'Stay in your ghetto.'

Every day begins with an act of courage and hope: getting out of bed.

Totem poles and wooden masks no longer suggest tribal villages but fashionable drawing rooms in New York and Paris.

Each one of us has a fire in our heart for something.It is our goal in life to find it and to keep it lit

Be good and you will be lonesome.

Everything Satan has to offer you is a collection of what Jesus rejected

Society is our extended mind and body.

She was temptation wrapped in casual elegance.

Whenever I go and see the Führer, I've got a loaded pistol in my pocket.

A half-starved limping government, always moving upon crutches and tottering at every step.

I and other humans no difference.

Nothing can stop you from thinking. The human mind is designed to think continually.

The best thing you can do for someone is make them a beautiful plate of food. How else can you invade someone's body without actually touching them?