Friends don't let friends get killed by serial killers

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

Ageless Wisdom is etched in the belly of the Earth, and you are one with Its Soul.

A bad song you can't forget is called an earworm. The way to get rid of an earworm is to deliberately remember an equally awful song.

Yesterday Allison bought me nail polish in the annoying shade of mauve. How can anyone look at me and think mauve?

Home.” This was my mantra, my four-letter savior.

There's no getting rid of you. You are already in my bloodstream and woven into the marrow of my bones.

If somebody can inspire me, it feels really special

Hope comes in many forms.

One who has learned to love all people will find plenty of people who will return that love.

The Man of a Thousand Voices

In those times I can't seem to find God, I rest in the assurance that He knows how to find me.